Welcome to our latest series, Funny Friday! Each Friday, we’ll try to supply our followers with humorous materials we’ve stumbled upon in the archives.
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Every job is in a rush. Everyone wants his job yesterday; with this calendar a customer can order his work on the 7th and have it delivered on the 3rd!!
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All customers want their jobs on Friday…so there are two Fridays each week.
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There are seven extra days at the end of the month for those end-of-the-month jobs.
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There will be no first of the month bills to be paid, as there isn’t any “first.” The “tenth” and “twenty-fifth” have been omitted also - in case you have been asked to pay on one of these days.
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There are no bothersome nonproductive Saturdays and Sundays.
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There’s a new day each week called “Negotiation Day.”
Sources
Photo courtesy of Folder 2, MG 478, Tom Kovalicky Papers, 1965-2005