It’s #SpookySeason! To put you in the mood, please enjoy these ghostly images and ghoulish jokes and puns.
“This is a hip joint.”
Q: Why did the haunted house scream? A: From window pain.
“Just creepin’ it real.”
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite street? A: A dead end.
Q: Why can’t skeletons eat spicy food? A: They don’t have the stomach for it.
Q: What drink do they have at a haunted house? A: Ghoulade.
Q: Why do ghosts make such good company? A: They are full of spirit.